Sep 8, 2009

That's Gold, Jerry ... Gold!

Kenny Bania. First appearing in The Soup (1994), he's the stand up comedian we love to hate. But mostly hate. The best, Jerry, the best!

The Soup:
Bania: Oh, get the swordfish. Best swordfish in the city. The best, Jerry!
Jerry: I’ll have the salmon.

The Soup Nazi:
Bania: This guy makes the best soup in the city, Jerry, the best! You know what they call him? Soup Nazi.

The Secretary:
Bania: I told you Mendy’s had the best pea soup. The best Jerry, the best!

The Fatigues:
1. Bania: Hey, Jerry! How's it going? You gonna join us for dinner? The duck here's the best. The best, Jerry!

2. Bania (reading): Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it round tine. That's gold, Jerry, gold!

Things were also reversed once in this episode. The worst:

Bania: Maybe she's right. Maybe I am a complete hack. I'm the absolute worst. The worst, Jerry.

8 comments:

  1. This post is the best, Greg. The best!

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